These are the list of few things only a gamer would get to know.
1)That search for the discreet location.
Who can forget that search for a discreet location GTA were a hooker keeps on saying it’s too open. I remember the time when I really got annoyed and killed the lady.
Who can forget that search for a discreet location GTA were a hooker keeps on saying it’s too open. I remember the time when I really got annoyed and killed the lady.
2)Why towels over consoles
There are two reasons when you find a towel over a console
One is when you figure out where your parents/wife hid your console and you figure out where they are and you over played and found the doors opening. There is a towel flying to the console. Two when you cover your Xbox with a towel, when you finally encounter the “RROD” known for “Red Ring of Death”. It’s a well-known trick.
3)Why you reduced your volume while playing “The Tomb Raider 2013”
To be frank this happened to me. I was playing Tomb Raider (2013). The first mission of the game was tapping space to help Lara get of the Sharp stone which penetrated her legs. She started crying out when I pressed ‘space’ button all the time and my mom actually came all the way from kitchen to my room. She thought I was watching porn.
4)Why was the play station one and two kept upside down?
All the Play Station one and play Station two users will understand this. It was a walk around for the CD reading error. You will do this when you don’t find any Books or Jenga /Lego toy box around. Since Play Station 3 I dint have any of that trouble.
5)That moment when you wanted to take something but you couldn’t because the Joystick cable was short.
This is a common thing and please you can’t deny that you never been here. Usually I come across this when you have to reach for the remote controller to reduce the volume.
6)That moment when you took a brave decision not to go to toilet.
That hard time you control your bowels to finish the mission or wait for a cut scene. When I was a kid, just before the exams my mom would keep a time limit for gaming and I made sure I never wasted time I dint waste a second for emptying my bowels.
7)When you start using your hand as a gun or start thinking you have a hidden blade under your sleeve.
I am 19 and there are time when my friends noticed that I am walking like “Ezio” from Assassins Creed. Don’t tell me you never took cover behind the walls with your friends before you open a door (Never mind if you are the only gamer among your peer, but you have done it alone)
8)The smell of the fresh manual / booklet of game/console.
That good feeling when you read every line of the booklet and enjoying the smell of it, something every non gamer will miss out in their life.
9)That moment when you die just when you are about to kill the boss/ finish a mission.
This feeling is worse than a break up. All the time and effort you put and I was “this close”. “Hey I killed him before he killed me” I know really disappointing.
10)That feeling deep inside when your mom tries to play a racing game.
“Mom left button to go left and right for turning right and ‘x’ for accelerating.”
“ok”
“Why are you doing a 360 mom?”
11)That moment when your mom finds you staring at the desktop during the study time.
You really want to play the game and your parents won’t let you coz you have bad grades in your exams. They will find you doing this frequently.
12)That moment when you stay still because your joy stick console is loose and you don’t want that “Controller not detected “warning pop out.
Those all days when you find a solution for the loose cord controller. I never sat this during exams.
13)That smile on your face when the game is over and the credits start rolling.
The legend feeling made for a gamer. That proud feeling you have when you finish a game the smile will soon end when you realize there is no more games to play.
14)That hard decision you take weather to skip or not during a cut scene.
How hard was it for you to decide, will I miss something if I press enter. I had to often during my exams. Like I said I don’t want to waste my precious 3 hours.
15)When you see an online noob trying to show his base on “Clash Of Clans”
You should be a COC player to know this. You find a lot of noobs becoming clan leaders and begging you to join. And there are times when these guys actually advice level 60 people seeing them on bronze league. Bi*ch please.
16)The smudged “W” “S” “D”
For all the PC gamers I would say, If your keyboard is still fresh you have a long way to go( If are using a gaming keyboard or Alien ware my apologies)
17)The Surprise
Check behind your wrists and see the round dark spot. This is the gamer sign, you really have to work and earn this.
There are two reasons when you find a towel over a console
One is when you figure out where your parents/wife hid your console and you figure out where they are and you over played and found the doors opening. There is a towel flying to the console. Two when you cover your Xbox with a towel, when you finally encounter the “RROD” known for “Red Ring of Death”. It’s a well-known trick.
3)Why you reduced your volume while playing “The Tomb Raider 2013”
To be frank this happened to me. I was playing Tomb Raider (2013). The first mission of the game was tapping space to help Lara get of the Sharp stone which penetrated her legs. She started crying out when I pressed ‘space’ button all the time and my mom actually came all the way from kitchen to my room. She thought I was watching porn.
4)Why was the play station one and two kept upside down?
All the Play Station one and play Station two users will understand this. It was a walk around for the CD reading error. You will do this when you don’t find any Books or Jenga /Lego toy box around. Since Play Station 3 I dint have any of that trouble.
5)That moment when you wanted to take something but you couldn’t because the Joystick cable was short.
This is a common thing and please you can’t deny that you never been here. Usually I come across this when you have to reach for the remote controller to reduce the volume.
6)That moment when you took a brave decision not to go to toilet.
That hard time you control your bowels to finish the mission or wait for a cut scene. When I was a kid, just before the exams my mom would keep a time limit for gaming and I made sure I never wasted time I dint waste a second for emptying my bowels.
7)When you start using your hand as a gun or start thinking you have a hidden blade under your sleeve.
I am 19 and there are time when my friends noticed that I am walking like “Ezio” from Assassins Creed. Don’t tell me you never took cover behind the walls with your friends before you open a door (Never mind if you are the only gamer among your peer, but you have done it alone)
8)The smell of the fresh manual / booklet of game/console.
That good feeling when you read every line of the booklet and enjoying the smell of it, something every non gamer will miss out in their life.
9)That moment when you die just when you are about to kill the boss/ finish a mission.
This feeling is worse than a break up. All the time and effort you put and I was “this close”. “Hey I killed him before he killed me” I know really disappointing.
10)That feeling deep inside when your mom tries to play a racing game.
“Mom left button to go left and right for turning right and ‘x’ for accelerating.”
“ok”
“Why are you doing a 360 mom?”
11)That moment when your mom finds you staring at the desktop during the study time.
You really want to play the game and your parents won’t let you coz you have bad grades in your exams. They will find you doing this frequently.
12)That moment when you stay still because your joy stick console is loose and you don’t want that “Controller not detected “warning pop out.
Those all days when you find a solution for the loose cord controller. I never sat this during exams.
13)That smile on your face when the game is over and the credits start rolling.
The legend feeling made for a gamer. That proud feeling you have when you finish a game the smile will soon end when you realize there is no more games to play.
14)That hard decision you take weather to skip or not during a cut scene.
How hard was it for you to decide, will I miss something if I press enter. I had to often during my exams. Like I said I don’t want to waste my precious 3 hours.
15)When you see an online noob trying to show his base on “Clash Of Clans”
You should be a COC player to know this. You find a lot of noobs becoming clan leaders and begging you to join. And there are times when these guys actually advice level 60 people seeing them on bronze league. Bi*ch please.
16)The smudged “W” “S” “D”
For all the PC gamers I would say, If your keyboard is still fresh you have a long way to go( If are using a gaming keyboard or Alien ware my apologies)
17)The Surprise
Check behind your wrists and see the round dark spot. This is the gamer sign, you really have to work and earn this.
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